Thursday, March 19, 2009

Zahara Jolie Pitt....

...is a scary bitch!  She will cut you! 

Occupation:  Strong black woman (don't you forget it!)
Favorite saying: "Girrrrl, you betta step yo white ass the f off"
Hobbies: constantly bitching; being sneaky; practicing shooting the bird
Inspirations: Lauryn Hill and Lisa Bonet

I'm scared of Zahara and the following pictures explain why.  

(Poor little Shiloh clutching on her blanket while Zahara gives her the side-eye.)


"...you might got their blood, golden child, but it's first in, last out, bitch"


"Bitch, seriously.....Where the jimmies at?"



"Hell Yeah I'm the Queen"



"Yeah you over there in them french braids...I wanna shoop"


"Quit bumpin yo gums, I ain't even trying to hear you"


"Da fck you say to me? what da fck did YOU just say to ME?"



"Aww Hell to the No"



What happened?  So sweet and innocent?

2 comments:

  1. quit bumpin yo gums had me literally lmbao

    nice work yet again

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